Thankfully our weapons are the swanky AK-47s and not those old fashioned double barrels. The attack is absolute. Everyone’s on the radar. No hiding. You want us to call out the names, Oh, you attention seekers!

  • Dear Sir, we will give your esteemed organization a kickass makeover. Client lists will get longer and yawning board meetings cut shorter. Yours sincerely.

  • First of all a joke ‘Practice makes a man perfect, lifelong practice makes him a professional’ Hahaha!!! Sorry, all should respect professionals from heart; btw we don’t practice what we preach.

  • Don’t understand why all fear government bodies. We worked with one 10 yrs back; no complaints. Anybody knows when they make advance payments?

  • As it’s said ‘When in Rome, do the Romans’, we work for NGOs like them. No fees (only donations for ‘Weekend beer fund’) and lots & lots of work like

  • Our favorite. We can be philosophical and say we like the way you nurture those God gifted talents. Nah! We love you for the funny costumes you wear.

  • You know you want to. Accept it! What will you do with ego? Rather we do for you what your mom thought you do best. Don’t worry, nobody will get to know. We have high regards for our industry mates.

  • You are nobody. Sorry, we went nobody from the above. You want online fame to make your relatives jealous or become every girl’s chat fantasy. Sure! Fall in line! We just need a few drinks beforehand.